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Phoenix - A 20-year-old man named Julio tried to steal an entire TRAIN from a rail yard in Phoenix. He was just one pedal away from actually moving the train when workers found him and called police.

Julio had just been released from jail earlier that day.

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Florida - Broward County GOP Secretary Rupert Tarsey (Rupert Ditsworth) a decade ago at that time was a teenager living in Beverly Hills, CA was charged with attempted murder after hitting a Los Angeles Harvard Westlake School classmate Elizabeth Barcay over the head with a claw-hammer. He hit her at least 40 times splitting her skull.

The grandson of Jason Tarsey, owner of the historic Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas, Tarsey was arrested in 2007 after a violent incident in a car near the private school.

Tarsey, according to published reports, invited Barcay, the daughter of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, to ride with him to Jamba Juice after a big exam.

Tarsey eventually parked the car and allegedly pulled a claw-hammer from a backpack. He then started hitting her over the head, opened the passenger's door and pulled her out while choking her before driving away.

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Louisiana - Teacher arrested for improper relationship with a student. Rachel Marie Gillespie (26) was a teacher at Jennings High School in Jennings, Louisiana at the time the school had just started a couple weeks earlier.

Chief Deputy Christopher Ivey said deputies began investigating the case on August 22, 2017, after receiving a complaint from the

Jefferson Davis Parish Sheriff's office made the arrest after receiving a complaint from Jefferson Davis School officials.

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Kentucky - A man in Kentucky is accused of robbing a gas station while armed with a tube of hand lotion.

Authorities say the 35-year-old went into a Louisville gas station with his face covered, indicated that he had a gun and demanded money from the clerk.

As he ran to a nearby vehicle with the stolen money, he dropped a sack containing the weapon, it was a tube of hand lotion.

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New Mexico - A homeless man (37) hid in a bathroom in Walmart until employees had left and locked up the store before the store.

He spent the night eating chocolate and drinking soda, then opened a pack of adult diapers and put one on. He then headed to the baby supply aisle, where he opened baby diapers, baby wipes, a pacifier and a bottle.

His movements triggered an alarm and he was found in the store's bathroom. He is accused of damaging $156 in merchandise.

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Istanbul, Turkey - Some idiot on a Turkish flight named his wifi hotspot "bomb on board", which forced the pilot to make an emergency landing and divert the flight while they investigated the possible threat.

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Pennsylvania - A landlord snuck into his tenant's apartment and masturbated on the female victim's dirty clothing, an act that was recorded by a motion-activated security camera inside the residence.

Thomas Fallon, 67, has been charged with burglary and criminal trespass, both felonies, and criminal mischief in connection with the incident at a residence in Castle Shannon, a Pittsburgh suburb.

Fallon, president of an electrical contracting firm was arrested and is scheduled for a preliminary hearing in District Court. According to a criminal complaint, the victim lives in an apartment that shares an address with Fallon's company.

The victim told police that she recently purchased a "Wi-Fi enabled security system and placed cameras in her bedroom" due to suspicions that "someone had been going through her personal effects, specifically her clothing" over the past few months.

The woman contacted police last Friday after receiving an alert on her phone reporting that the security system had detected motion in her bedroom. The system captured a series of still images showing Fallon "in a state of undress" inside the victim's bedroom, a police officer reported.

The photos showed that Fallon had "his penis exposed and was masturbating into the victim's soiled clothing which she wore yesterday," alleges the complaint, which notes that the woman identified Fallon, her landlord, as the man in the photos.

I don't think he is going to win landlord of the year.

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Illinois - A man was arrested after he tried to buy his fast food with drugs.

Darryl Ross (34) was at the drive-thru window when he tried to hand over four small baggies of cocaine in exchange for his food.

Not only was it a terrible idea, it was also bad timing as there was a sheriff's deputy inside the restaurant who was standing in line to order food.

Seven baggies tested positive for cocaine, while two more tested positive for heroin.

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California - A man named Israel Perez Rangel (38) in Costa Mesa stole a 2015 Ferrari 458 from Ferriari & Maerati of Newport Beach service center. Police were called about a Ferrari driving erratically and the driver then asking strangers for gas money. How often do you see someone driving a $265,000 Ferrari asking for gas money?

They found the car at a gas station and Israel took off running before he was arrested.

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Illinois - A man in Illinois was arrested for drunk driving on his John Deere lawn tractor.

The man appeared to be falling asleep on the mower and stopped at one point to urinate in a stranger's yard.

Once he got back on the mower, he drove around yelling at people. When officers stopped the man he yelled at them and said he couldn't be charged for a DUI while riding a lawn mower.

The 50-year-old was charged with DUI & the John Deere lawn tractor was towed and impounded.

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Illinois - Terrion Pouncy (19) decided to rob a hot dog stand at gunpoint in Chicago.

After the employees handed over their cell phones, wallets and cash, Terrion accidentally shot himself in the penis while tucking the gun back into his waistband. He tried to run, but collapsed and was arrested.

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Florida - Late night booty call goes bad. Ruben Hughes (18) told police that he was in such a rush to meet his girlfriend for a sexual encounter that he did not notice that a cop car with its lights flashing and siren sounding tried to pull him over for speeding and reckless driving.

After spotting a Honda Accord barreling through a Clearwater neighborhood late Saturday night, a patrolman in an unmarked car activated the vehicle's emergency lights and siren in an attempt to pull over the speeding car.

Instead, "the vehicle accelerated" and fled the attempted stop. With the aid of additional police cars in the area, a patrolman subsequently tracked down the Honda and arrested the driver.

The botched booty call resulted in Hughes's arrest for fleeing and eluding a police officer, a felony. Hughes, who works at a pizza shop, spent about 16 hours in custody before being released on his own recognizance.

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Michigan - A man was arrested after police found him acting "extremely bizarre" in a parking lot in.

They were called to a Gas Station for a man walking around the parking lot covered in blood and sitting in a car that did not belong to him. When officers approached, Roy Purple (62) he rushed at them, screaming and began attacking the deputies with chunks of meat.

He was arrested for the attempted attack. He initially told officers that the blood "was from Santa."

He then led police to a ditch where they found a deer carcass. He explained that he and three other men had been cutting out chunks of deer meat, carried it to their nearby mobile home, and cooked it up. Police said alcohol was a major factor in the incident.

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Florida - Cops ignore overwhelming urge to shoot a guy swinging a large dildo at them.

Florida cops responding to a trespassing call were confronted by Donald Hornback (71) a suspect armed with a "large dildo" that he swung at officers before being taken into custody.

Following a call from a homeowner about a man sleeping on his land, sheriff's deputies earlier this month encountered a man snoozing on the complainant's property in Indiantown, a village outside Port St. Lucie.

As Hornback gathered up his belongings in a backpack he picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers and the victim on scene. The sex toy, not considered a dangerous weapon, did not prompt the use of deadly force by investigators. Hornback was subsequently disarmed and taken into custody, he is free on $750 bond.

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Georgia - A man named Keithrick Williams (41) stole a Maserati, during the getaway he stopped at AMC movie theater to catch a flick "Blade Runner 2049".

A sheriff's deputy spotted the stolen car, called for backup, and they were all waiting to arrest Keithrick when he came out of the theater.

I wonder if Keithrick though no one would notice a Maserati sitting by a movie theater in Clayton County Georgia?

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Florida - Lindsay Hensley-Clark (38) Arrested For Adult Toy "Altercation"

An "altercation over sex toys and a laptop" resulted in the arrest Monday evening of a Florida woman on a domestic battery charge, police report.

According to an arrest affidavit Lindsay, struck her beau, Chad Scerbo, in the face during a late-night dispute inside Hensley-Clark's apartment in Palm Harbor, a Tampa suburb.

"During an altercation over sex toys and a laptop, Lindsay and Chad got into a verbal argument," a sheriff's deputy reported. "During that argument, Lindsay admitted to slapping Chad as she was upset over what Chad had said." The arrest affidavit does not detail what Chad said, nor does it further describe the sex toy/laptop altercation.

Hensley-Clark is president and artistic director of the not-for-profit Tampa Ballet Theatre, for which Scerbo is a marketing advisor. Hensley-Clark also owns a ballet school affiliated with the professional dance company

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Pennsylvania - Officers approached a vehicle after it looked like a man was sleeping behind the wheel.

As they got closer, they realized that he wasn't asleep. He was counting bags of heroin.

The guy threw the drugs out his window and tried to run but was caught after a short chase, the 25-year-old if facing multiple charges.

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Michigan - A woman stole cash from a Mandarin Garden restaurant after she had just filled out a job application.

The woman took the money from the cash register and fled. She had written her home address in the job application and the police were able to quickly find the woman hiding in her home.

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Germany - People sneak in snacks and drinks to the movies, but a man in Germany stooped to a new level.

He took in a bottle of beer, but didn't think to bring a bottle opener, he used a can of pepper spray to open it instead. The contents of the pepper spray went everywhere and the whole theater had to be evacuated.

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Florida - Julie Ann Upright (54) stole cement blocks and is threatening to sue the man she stole them from because she hurt her back when lifting them.

The homeowner said he was using the bricks as part of a remodeling project when the woman took them. Officers found her shortly after the robbery and discovered 42 bricks in her vehicle.

She told them she wanted to sue the homeowner because she hurt her back on his property while putting the bricks in her vehicle.

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Florida - A woman called Police in Florida for help after locking her keys in her running car.

The dispatcher told the hysterical woman that she would need a locksmith, but sent police to the Walmart parking lot to help the woman calm down.

When the officer arrived, he saw that the window was down in her car, so he reached in and unlocked the door.

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Wisconsin - A guy in Marshfield, Wisconsin got locked inside a beer cooler. He decided his only option was to drink the beer.

He wandered into the walk-in beer cooler at a Kwik Trip before the door automatically locked behind him (the store doesn't sell alcohol past midnight).

After thinking over his options, he decided there was only one thing he could do: start drinking.

He told authorities that he started the night off with an 18-ounce bottle of Icehouse, but soon realized he was going to need something a little stronger if he was going to make it through the night. Over the next six hours, he proceeded to drink three cans of Four Loko.

A customer finally noticed the guy inside the cooler around 6 AM and an employee let him out.

The door of the cooler was made of see-through glass and the store is open 24 hours a day, which means that he could have gotten let out at any point during the night if he'd made an effort.

He also left the store without paying for the beer he drank and knocked over stack of Busch Light cans as he left the store.

He fled the scene, but was later arrested on a misdemeanor. He was also on probation which required him to be sober.

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Nebraska - Douglas Goldsberry (45) has been sentenced to 4 years in jail for sending prostitutes to strip on his neighbor's front porch dozens of times over the past three years.

While the hookers stripped, Douglas would watch the show from his kitchen window and pleasure himself.

The family has two small children and said strippers had shown up as many as 75 times since 2013, exposing themselves and sometimes kicking the door yelling for payment.

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Florida - Christopher Combs (22) son of a Florida sheriff's lieutenant took his Dad's police car to pull over his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend.

Christopher has been fired from the police force and is facing multiple charges he was a cadet in the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

Former cops do real well in prison and now he may have many partners in the prison shower to help him forget about his ex.

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Washington - Police in Everett, WA say would-be ATM thieves thwarted their own burglary attempt by setting the cash on fire.

Police and firefighters were called to Coastal Community Bank on 19th Ave SE for the report of a fire. When they arrived, crews found the drive-up ATM had been set on fire.

Aaron Snell with the Everett Police Department said the suspects used a blowtorch to try and access the ATM's cash box.

Police have identified one of the suspects at Jason Kovar from surveillance video which shows him trying to pee on the fire to put the flames out.

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